WHY ISH WILL NEVER HAVE A 6 PACK

Let's face it, I'm not exactly svelte. Even with all the gym time I put in it's not like I'm going to be confused with a beanpole anytime soon. Don't get me wrong I've got decent shoulders and what not, but like most people my stomach is just NOT going away, meaning that I will never have a 6 pack. And I am ok with that for the following reasons:

1. Cheeseburgers are our friends


2. The Fair = Fat Fest = Personal Christmas


3. I'm fairly certain I won't have a career in porn


4. Ditto for stripping


5. Lechon, specifically pellejito..mmmmm


6. Waking up in the morning to excercise is a myth like the existence of leprechauns or models who never had bulimia


7. Hot doughnuts make deliciously edible pillows


8. I have a day job that doesn't involve folding jeans at The Gap


9. Can't prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt, but I'm certain if I lose my tummy there goes my ass and that is just NOT an option in this lifetime


10. Cheeseburgers. I know I mentioned it at the start, but it's just THAT big a factor.

Do you feel the same way or do you think I CAN have a 6 pack? And none of that cuz you have will power crap, cuz that's what people cry to themselves as they eat a pint of ice cream. Speaking of which, time for a shake! :-)