Ok so no secret that most people who blog are pretty much just looking for attention. It's a creative outlet and what not but it's also a way for people to talk about me in a way that doesn't seem too forced and that they can attribute to just being observations on my wit.
To that end I've decided to hold a contest to see if I can get more people to actually sign up and list themselves as blog followers as well as encourage the leaving of comments. The contest is very simple and while I don't have the prize determined YET, I'll try to make it something fun and well, Ish-like. :-)
To enter you need to leave a comment in my comments section that tells me what you think is happening in the picture below. It can be an explanation, a caption, just make it funny! Most likely I'll just keep this going for about a week or 2 before deciding on the winner, depending of course on the results of how many people even bother to "enter."
So without further ado, I want you to tell me and my readers exactly what is going on in this photo:
It's obvious, really. She is reenacting a scene from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Specifically, from 4:20 - 4:28 on this youtube clip: http://bit.ly/mb1Sq
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Igualita!!!! Ok people so far Julisa is SOOOOO in the lead!
ReplyDeleteIt's some kind of sea creature out of water y con tremenda boca. Quickly, someone throw her back in before she devours us all!
ReplyDeleteShe was asked to imitate Taylor Swift after Kanye made his comments.
ReplyDeleteNooo!! She was practicing positions to fit in a luggage bag and go to the Concierto por la Paz de Juanes @ Cuba! If her uncle Emilio saw her there, he would have made her change her last name and remove her from his will!
ReplyDeleteThis is a picture of "La Flaca" after Raul de Molina sat on her.
ReplyDeleteYour blog is so good that after reading your blog she just went nuts for ish.
ReplyDeleteShe is obviously doing her on rendition of a pair of nuts' gwaka monster. What is a qwaka monster you may ask??? http://www.nutscomedy.com/photos.html#134
ReplyDeleteGreat posts so far guys...keep 'em coming this good and I may have to create new categories just to give all of you something!
ReplyDeleteThe truth is she's a shape shifter and she couldn't control her impulse to turn back into a horse. Damn all those "neigh"sayers
ReplyDeleteI'm sooooo glad this is not a secret anymore so I can share this with you...
ReplyDeleteIt's simple... She's mad. She knows. She doesn't like it. What? Pues la verdad.. The trú!!!
Alfgolie, better known as "La Flaca", por presentá escuchó una conversación and discovered she was adopted by a Cuban family after her parents had no money to take care of her. Ni un kilo mi hermano! On top of that, she discovered that her parents are Lord of the Ring star Smeagol Ernesto Garcia and hermaphrodite, Alf Marie Betancourt. Yes, in my mind they have hispanic last names and Alf is hermaphrodite.. don't worry, you'll get used to the idea.
Smeagol and Alf .....?... I'm glad you asked...
Years ago, Smeagol decide to take a risk and look for new opportunities away from, and quote, "Middle F*ing Earth"... He was sooo over of all the chisme around him and his relationship with Gary Coleman. "It wasn't me" Smeagol said... Yeah right! A sex tape with Gary never lie YUK!.... So one day he looked at the UPM (Universe Planet Map), randomly picked a planet.... Melmac and he moved without fears and lots of hopes.
Once there he walked around his new neighborhood.. and there it/she/he was...... Alf Marie, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and playing with marbles. They looked at each other and it was magic. At the beginning everything was perfect, but things got tough. Work, money, marriage and a new baby on the way. One day they decide to visit middle earth and take a break from all the stress, but on their way back there was no Melmac, it exploded because of a catastrophe involving nuclear bombs. Smeagol desperately took out his travel size UPM... pointed to Earth and in minutes they landed in Cuba and found a good family.. Los Estefan. They took good take care of the baby and raised her as human as possible, pero esa boca es de otro planeta!!. From here and on you know Alfgolie fake story as "La Flaca", but... what happened to Alf and Smeagol? Where are they now? You don't know?? Yo tampoco, pero es igualita los padres verdad?